This is a rating community. What do we rate? Your musical taste (or lack thereof).
Here are the rules:
Fake journals will automatically be banned.
Immediately after joining you must post your top 20 bands. Yes, this includes solo artists. Yes, this includes composers. Whatever. Don't be a motherfucking stupiddouche.
Locking your app will get you nowhere.
You may not otherwise post/comment in the community until you are accepted, unless it's on your own application entry.
Anyone who posts/comments and is not an accepted member of the community will be banned.
Moderators may ban anyone they want, whenever they want. It will most likely be because you're fucking lame.
Please note that we DO NOT care about your name, age, where you're from, your occupation, or any other worthless shit you feel compelled to tell us.
To avoid making yourself look like a fucking idiot and to avoid wasting our time, please don't get the idea that composing a list of bands you've made up is somehow original or funny, or will stump us. Same applies to bands everyone knows fucking suck. Same applies to local bands that no one's ever heard besides you. We don't care if they're amazing; if you know we couldn't have heard them you just look like an asshole.
"Make my day"
Other meta-gay maneuvers that have been run into the ground at least a thousand times: sour-grapes whining about rating communities, arguments about the subjectivity of taste, complaining that we "never accept anyone", asking us what the fuck we do like, anyway, trying to make us feel guilty because we made you comprehend the breadth and depth of your own stupidity, bringing up some bullshit you found in our personal userinfo or journals, complaining that we ask about shit you've never heard because you live in Palookaville, trying to ask us top fives rather than the other way around, protesting that it's a sausage fest, refusing to show your tits.
Meta-tard maneuvers guaranteed to engender a response: showing your tits.
After you are accepted, you may post whenever you want, but it must be about music or music-related topics. Or tits.
Keep in mind, we're not a bunch of fucking hipsters. We don't wear Converse shoes. We don't wear tiny t-shirts. We don't buy "hardcore" 7 inches, although occasionally we love taking 7 inches hardcore up th butt, and asphalteden has been known to wear tiny pajamas.
Most of all, we don't walk up to fucking 14-year-olds in person and yell at them for wearing a Linkin Park shirt. We don't yell at our parents for listening to AC/DC. We don't call our friends fucking assholes for listening to Coldplay.
We are sick fucks who live and breathe music out of any proportion to reason and hate the whole world for accepting sub-mediocre drudge as "genius". We are also nowhere near uniform in our tastes and will often fight with each other as much as with you. Just don't go whining when we tear you a new asshole for bringing another trite list of dried-up shit to our table. And you will bring another trite list of dried-up shit to our table. That's just what you do. And fakejournal_yo will browse furry porn. That's just what he does.
Welcome. Remember, we only do this because we love you.